I want to be a super hero

Yup you heard me... I'd like to be a super hero. Fly or at least jump really high, be able to change my cloths really quickly in phone booths... well, faster ever. Most of all I could help people out from the evil clutches of Dr. whoeverhisnameisthatisarealevilmeanyhead. I wouldn't get much sleep though, always galavanting around saving people and what if I needed to save someone when I was teaching... Maybe I'd have to find a super hero subsitute. When I got the Schreib signal then I would put up the Super Sub signal so that I could leave my class in capable hands... wait that might take too long, and the Super Sub might just cut me out of the loop and just go do the saving by himself...

Well I guess it is just not meant to be but it would be a great way to help out all the people that I love. Maybe I'll just pray for them instead... God's better than any super hero anyway.